A Course in Sixteen Chapters
Machine
Finishing School
Claude for marketing, taught properly. No prompts that open with "you are a world-class expert." No magic. A machine, a brief, and the taste to tell the difference.
Tuition: an email address. Refund policy: it was an email address.
The Syllabus
Sixteen chapters. Each ends in an examination. Pass to proceed. This is a finishing school, not a buffet.
Enrollment
Your name, email, and chapter progress are stored with the registrar so the course follows you across devices. Used for nothing else. Sold to no one.
Returning? Type the same email on any device and you will be exactly where you left off. That is the entire security model. Govern yourself accordingly.
The Certificate
Sixteen chapters. Sixteen examinations. You finished something on the internet, which statistically makes you a rounding error. Post it.
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The Registry
Live enrollment records from the registrar. The passphrase is set in Vercel as ADMIN_SECRET and never appears in this page's source.
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