Willful
Willful
A Memoir of the Ministry I Built and the People I Hurt
A religious satire, thirteen years in the making. Coming soon.
Coming soon
Satire & fiction
Written by hand, under my own name. Novels, humor, satire, and one very cold memoir.
Gripped
Your Personality Is What's Holding You Back
A satire in which a man's television starts telling him how to live. He listens. My most-read novel.
Five Stitches
A Coming of Age Psychological Clusterfuck
A coming-of-age novel: a credit-card scheme, a cross-country chase, and the friendships that survive both.
Cold Feat
How I Froze My Mid-Life Crisis Right Off…
My memoir. 385 straight days of cold water against a midlife crisis, and what it actually did.
Also in Danish: Cold Feat [Dansk version]
Shut the F&%# Up
200 Ways to Cure Unhappiness with Expletives
Two hundred profane, pointed ways to talk yourself out of unhappiness.
How the F&%# to Human
A Guide for Anyone Going Through It for the First Time
A field guide to being a person, for anyone doing it for the first time.
Chewing the Page
The Mourning Goats Interviews
Candid conversations with writers, conducted anonymously as the Mourning Goat.
Written with AI, as Sham Acumen
Fourteen titles built with AI, in the open. The pen name keeps the experiment honest. The byline earns its keep.
The Art of AI Writing
You Can Write and Publish a Book in 24 Hours! (Book 1)
Book one of the AI-Written series. How to write and publish a book in a day, by doing exactly that. First released as How to Write a Book Using AI.
AI and the Pursuit of Laziness
A Guide to Doing the Bare Minimum (Book 2)
Book two. A straight-faced guide to doing the bare minimum, co-written with a machine.
How to Prophet Using Artificial Intelligence
52 Stories and Images About the End of the World (Book 3)
Book three. Fifty-two AI-generated stories and images about how it all ends.
Explain It Like I'm Five
100 Things Every Adult Should Know (Book 4)
Book four. One hundred things every adult should know, explained plainly.
No Action Required
Inside a company obsessed with efficiency, an AI that only recommends becomes the place where decisions actually live. A quiet story about friction disappearing, and the choices people slowly stop making.
Fuck That
A Self-Help Guide for the Rest of Us
Stop copying what everyone else is doing and start doing the things that actually make you happy.
Instant Cool
The One-Step Guide to Effortless Charisma
A one-step guide to effortless charisma. Part of the one-step self-help series.
The Easiest End-All Way to Finally Lose the Weight
A One-Step Guide for Anyone
A one-step guide for anyone struggling to lose the weight. No plan, no program, one step.
The Easiest Way to Save the Money You Need for the Things You Want
A One-Step Guide
A one-step guide to saving enough to make your dreams come true.
Simple Ways to Build the Relationships You Only Dreamt About
A One-Step Guide
A one-step guide to connecting the dots in love and friendship.
The Book of Moron
Another Testament of Sh*t (Unedited AI Version)
An unedited AI 'scripture.' Another testament of glorious nonsense.
Two names, one writer. Browse either shelf in full.
Jason Donnelly on Amazon → Sham Acumen on Amazon →